Conrad Rice

1.Total number of books you own? Good night, over a hundred I do believe. 2.What was the last book you bought? Hmm. A copy of the first paperback edition of ...

I read this and thought, "This had better be The Onion." That site is so much epic win.

Congratulations, Kitty

Awesome, Jiggity! May you have many more happy years here.

In the week or so after Thanksgiving, I learn to appreciate turkey sandwiches. It's either that or stuffing, and I hate stuffing.

You don't care if it was me. :D

I want my robot to give everyone new ideas for stories, rather than using old ones over and over again.

Where did Twilight come from? The black pits of literary hell. It features unrealistic characters and tedious descriptions of beautiful people/vampires/werewolves. That's it in a nutshell.

Well, if I'm getting tattled on, then I tattle on Clo. She's just everywhere on this site and so helpful and cheery whenever she pops up.

Awesome, Clo!

I'll take points any day. What's the catch?

Big props to Big Brother!

I'm a McCain supporter who's still suspicious of Obama's past, but I'll congratulate him. He did make history, after all. Thank goodness the insanity's over now.

Congratulations. I know the "holy crap I'm published" feeling. It's wonderful, isn't it?

Agreed. A plague unlike any other.